Wednesday, April 09, 2008

How to lose 5 lbs in less than 24 hours....

Step One: Have 17 yr old son to MIA AGAIN.. only this time he is not only misses curfew, but is gone overnight.

Step Two: Have worse anxiety attack of life

Step Three: Decide to kick out said son and pack up his belongings in middle of the night

Step Four: Miss work so as to be home when said son finally shows

Step Five: Be physically ill from all the stress

Step Six: Talk to said son's father and let him know he has a new housemate

Step Seven: Accost said son as he finally arrives home, search his pockets, find evidence of his unsavory activites from his overnight adventure

Step Eight: Drive son to father's house

Step Nine: Cry six gallons of tears as you make the longest and most difficult drive home you have ever made. Also fight urge to turn around and go back to retreive said son.

Step Ten: drown in sea of tears, guilt and self doubt, while spouse wraps strong comforting arms around you and assures you that you have done a good thing

1 comment:

Kristi said...

What unsavory evidence?

What The Hell!

be grateful you have a place to kick him out too. I know it hurts but under whatever the cirmcumstances are.....you did what you had to

Rotten little.........